joedaddy
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl
on the airplane. The stranger turned to the
little girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard
that flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow "passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book,
closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
"What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How
about nuclear power?"
"OK". she said. "That could be an interesting
topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass,
the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes
little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces clumps of
dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says,
"Hmmm, I have no idea."
The little girl replies, "Do you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't
know shit?"
on the airplane. The stranger turned to the
little girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard
that flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow "passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book,
closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
"What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How
about nuclear power?"
"OK". she said. "That could be an interesting
topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass,
the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes
little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces clumps of
dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says,
"Hmmm, I have no idea."
The little girl replies, "Do you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't
know shit?"
